welcome to my corner of the world wide web. my name is lanzey and i am 22 years old and autistic. my purpose here is mainly to have a place where i can unapologetically express myself. some buttons are clickable, everything that links outside of my site should open in a new tab. best viewed in firefox on an actual computer, i dont have any plans to ever be mobile friendly. i tend to repeat myself and use the same phrases, i cannot articulate myself that well. i like to play visual novels and dishonored. my favourite tv show is twin peaks, laura palmer and dale cooper are my favourite characters of maybe all time. i really enjoy lego ninjago too, lloyd's character is the most interesting, and he was the absolute perfect green ninja kai fans are blinded by nostalgia. i like reading too even tho i am dyslexic and it is hard for me. it takes me forever to finsish reading but my current reads include: lolita and bizzare sex. outside of my interests i feel like i am not whole. i also have an interest in true crime, i personally enjoy reading about the people before they commited the crimes and getting into their head. dehumanising them has never really made any sense to me. i am personally most interested in adam lanza and i probably won't talk about anyone other than him. i wouldnt say i am in the true crime community, i have never really been in any community it just isnt for me. (especially when a large part of that community are like 15) i like to make fan edits of things i enjoy, mainly movies/tv shows, the kpop girl group loona and various youtuber or streamer boys. i've been editing since mid 2017. i also enjoy photography even tho i dont partake in the hobby very often. i am trying to take pictures more often.
to get a little more personal, i have been online lurking in so many different places for most of my life. as soon as there was a family computer in my home i was hooked. being online is 100% easier than anything in real life. i have been an agoraphobic NEET since 2017. i really love my beautiful green alien husband kif kroker, he will be my boyfriend forever and ever! i have a pet leech and a long haired chihuahua. i live in scotland. i am a bit of a hoarder, i have a hard time getting rid of things. i like it when no matter where i look in my room there is something looking back at me. my favourite animals are hamsters, frogs, long haired chihuahuas and bunny rabbits. flatsound is my favourite musician of all time. i have old soil tattood on my arm (that is from his poem saturday dec 14 2013.) i enjoy jfashion, especially old school lolita. im extremely poor so for now i just look at my dream dresses on lolibrary. on the very rare occasion that i go out by myself i am found in charity shops, book stores or hmv. i enjoy sewing but i am not very good at it and it gives me back pain. i also enjoy building lego. i like wizards and looking at wizard illustrations online. one day i want to make myself wizard robes, i already made myself a hat. i wish that i could be a wizard everyday, without people shouting harry potter at me. harry potter isnt even a good wizard series (discworld is better). i enjoy clowns, pierrot clowns are my absolute favourite i think that they are so cute. i really hate horror clowns because they break the eight clown commandments even tho i myself also break them. i am not promoting anti clown propaganda tho. i am a self described fujoshi, i dont even consume much traditional yaoi but i really enjoy (mainly rpf) slash fics. i love to lurk in online holes, i have been in almost every corner on the internet and i have seen some wild shit. my website is under construction and probably will be forever, please enjoy your stay.
