to get a little more personal, i have been online lurking in so many different places for most of my life. as soon as there was a family computer in my home i was hooked. being online is 100% easier than anything in real life. i have been an agoraphobic NEET since 2017. i really love my beautiful green alien husband kif kroker, he will be my boyfriend forever and ever! i have a pet leech and a long haired chihuahua. i live in scotland. i am a bit of a hoarder but i like it when no matter where i look in my room there is something looking back at me. my favourite animals are hamsters, frogs, long haired chihuahuas and bunny rabbits. flatsound is my favourite musician of all time. i have old soil tattood on my arm (that is from his poem saturday dec 14 2013.) i enjoy jfashion, especially old school lolita. im extremely poor so for now i just look at my dream dresses on lolibrary. on the very rare occasion that i go out by myself i am found in charity shops, book stores or hmv. i enjoy sewing but i am not very good at it and it gives me back pain. i also enjoy building lego. i like wizards and looking at wizard illustrations online. one day i want to make myself wizard robes, i already made myself a hat. i wish that i could be a wizard everyday. i enjoy clowns, pierrot clowns are my absolute favourite i think that they are so cute. i really hate horror clowns because they break the eight clown commandments even tho i myself also break them. i am not promoting anti clown propaganda tho. i am a fujoshi and i will squee over yaoi at any given moment! i love to lurk in online holes, i have been in almost every corner on the internet, i feel like i have seen everything. my website is under construction and probably will be forever, please enjoy your stay.